The Medical Profession The medical profession Has at least one grand obsession If it cannot diagnose your case, and your problems cannot place, ot will put you in disgrace And will say behind your face We don't mean to be despotic, but we find that he's neurotic Since we cannot find a reason For his aches and pains in season, cannot name a name exotic We must call it plain neurotic! For they think they've learned a lesson In a medical profession 'Every symptom has a reason, everyache and pain in season'. I don't mean to be despotic, If they say that you're neurotic The odds are stacked against you so far, It's ten to one of you really are!